8th february

Today is a special day. If your birthday was on 5th, only your future husband can congratulate you on your birthday today. En serio Patricia no me odies iré contigo al huerto a recoger patatas y tomates🥺

OH, YOU DIDN'T CONGRATULATE YOUR CRUSH'S BIRTHDAY ON 5TH, BUT TODAY IS 8TH FEBRUARY SO YOU GOT A SECOND CHANCE

by shoolow February 8, 2022

Fucking February

an event starting on the first of feb, in which you fuck ur partner atleast once everyday until the end of the month

“Yo man are u trying fucking February this year?”
“Yeah man, wish it was a leap year tho .”

by Mayo monkey February 22, 2022

26th February

The day to ask them out!
Ask out ur crush!

Hey, it's 26th February ya know..
O-oh?
I kind of like you..

by Anonymous258165 February 26, 2022

26 February

26 February is the day you kiss your broski’s

Bf: I just kissed my bros
Gf:WHAT SO YOUR GAY?
Bf:it’s 26 February is the day you kiss your bros
Gf: WTF

by 26 February February 26, 2022

12 February

The worst day you will ever have

On the 12 February k left

by Kitakitkat123 April 9, 2022

24 February

The day that the guys with the best meats are born on.

Also no joke there are some geniuses and talents born on this day: Steve Jobs and Alain Prost.
So that's how you tell if a guy has a good meat, ask him his date of birth.

"Whoa, that dudes Birthday is on 24 February, you know he's packing."
"Yeah dude, bro is built differently"

by Musty82398 October 25, 2022

Femme February

For the entire month of February, Women can do whatever they want to men and the men cannot do anything about it

Oh fuck, Jack. Femme February is upon us.
Better get ready, Dom.

by Undermen November 1, 2022