Captain Closealot 

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

Captain Closealot by The Double E August 26, 2023

crystal closet 

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

crystal closet by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Moldy closet 

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

Moldy closet by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Moldy closet 

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

Moldy closet by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Moldy closet 

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

Moldy closet by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Case Closed Fallacy. 

this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.

(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!

(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah

(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.

Case Closed Fallacy. by X allmighty October 10, 2023

quiet closed 

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

quiet closed by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023