The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.

Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.

by Zirellryk November 24, 2021

Corn Doggin

Adj - Used to describe deceptive or dodgy behavior driven by guilt, anxiety, lack of confidence, and or how one perceives how they are being received.

Hey Jason, how did that job interview at Indentured Co. go yesterday?

“Oh, my car broke down on the way and I had to tow it back to my house for repairs, change my oil, and feed my cat so I couldn’t make it… It’s cool though, I’m going to call tomorrow and reschedule. “

Wtf… Quit corn doggin’ and call now!

by Vox Dom November 23, 2021

corn

to be corn

Jimmycat corn, and we claim to not care.

by tlatoani on the tepetl May 20, 2023

Candy corn

When your teeth are so messed up, and you cuss, and the teeth come flying out your mouth

I was talking to this crackhead on the street the other day and candy corn was flying out his mouth

by MFCD May 20, 2023

Corn man

A person who's dance is really silly

Look at this corn man, he's so goofy!

by N25_CT13 May 23, 2023

Corn Dogging

The act of having sex with a woman who has a bad yeast infection.

There’s nothing in this world like corn dogging a hoe

by Tidd Sugga May 23, 2023

Hard pour corn

The best type of corn, but an aquired taste. The only type of corn that will do after you've grown tired of regular or soft pour corn. Not for the faint of heart.

Jeremy: Hey, you want some corn?
John: Nah brah, I only like Hard Pour Corn. It's the best. (smiles smugly)

by jigameister May 26, 2023