by MDMedley September 29, 2010

Crowning the bowl is a term used to describe a shit so large in mass that it actually breaks the surface of the toilet water.
Roomate #1; wtf bro, the toilet is clogged. You could at least plunge that shit out.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
Roomate #2; My bad dude, thought it went down. I ended up crowning the bowl. My shit came up for air.
by cookie_hoop April 30, 2014

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.
by Yetiii23 June 16, 2022

Relates to bowling
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.
by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

The closer you get to home after a long day, the more you have to shit. Your stomach is able to recognize how far you are from a toilet and proceeds to push the poop the closer you are.
by Dr . Steve February 10, 2023
