"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
Get the Asshole Readingmug. by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016
Get the Assholemug. LITERAL DEFINITION:
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
Get the THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLEmug. A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
Get the Asshole next doormug. Whiteboy In any situation possible like u rlly gotta watch him around everything except kids (Asshole
by Lil._T.ReNch March 6, 2023
Get the Assholemug. Someone who is selfish and doesn't let you do the things you want to do. An asshole want's to make your life a misery and only cares about doing so.
by Gwyndalf1999 July 21, 2014
Get the assholemug. A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.
by channelmaniac January 13, 2018
Get the asshole trianglemug.