cruise 'n crack

When you buy a 30 pack of beer (must be an underage purchase) and then proceed to drive around town drinking in the car with your friends causing all sorts of destruction and mayhem. Can also include being parked on a stranger's property whilst you drink.
"Shit, we have nowhere to drink tonight and I want to cause chaos"..."Well then, let's do a cruise 'n crack.
by Scrillo August 04, 2011
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low butt crack

Not sure that he's able to comprehend what we’re saying because he has low butt crack...
by Tuono-rider May 18, 2019
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blood-crack level

When the crack in ones system starts to run low.
Mannn ! That guy is tripping and forgetting what is really important in life.

Awwe don't worry about him, his blood-crack level is just decreasing.
by LeReina September 05, 2011
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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.
"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".
by MythHead123 October 29, 2021
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Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.
Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.
by KingTee410 March 19, 2005
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Flip Crack

When a butthole puckers so much it looks like it has turned itself inside out.

Usually happens during or right before a bowel movement.
Man, I was trying to clean my great grandmothers asshole when I noticed she started to flip crack and then projectile shit all over my shirt.
by Roachem June 07, 2010
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Gamer Crack

When someone playing a video game is so into the action they lean so far forward that there butt crack can be seen.

spin off on Plumber crack
Dude I can see your gamer crack back up.
by Luscious Blackwood October 31, 2011
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