The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.

Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."

by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025

Humans

Pasty fleshy stuck up sub-goat meatbags without a sense of taste.

Baaaa (stupid Humans throwing out my weeds!)

by A used medical bandage June 22, 2019

Humans

The mammals a lot of fellers on this website tend to describe as shit, they seem alright to me

Wow urban dictionary really hates humans, they must be pretty crappy

by Master oogwabe May 15, 2021

humanity

humanity was a mistake

1.humanity was a mistake

by j3mas2264 May 7, 2020

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

humaning

human death

the that human is humaning another human

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022