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Twat

One who ruins a good time and is always negative. They cant handle their liquor or crazy trips. A name to call someone to stop them from ruining a good time.
Stevie: Oh my god look at that girl puking up her vodka.
Holly: She's such a twat!
by chilllllllllllvibes November 28, 2012
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Shallow Twat

A twat that wants alot of attention & people to pity her, so she makes up lies that every man she talks to tries to proposition her for sexual favors. Also known for making up lies about every possible thing, from being a: porn star, stripper, caregiver, chef, blogger for Huffington Post and a million other professionals, being robbed & having her property damaged to also having cancer- Yes, that's right, even lies about Cancer! The only thing truthful would be that she would suck any cock given the chance, for some meth to put in her glass dick- Which she keeps hidden in her vagina, hence the name "Shallow Twat"
That shallow twat kept telling story after story, only to play the victim when she got caught up in her lies.
by Gabe's Cakes July 14, 2017
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Tunnel twats

Bitches that have fucked the same dude
O you fucked Mike? Me too! We're tunnel twats!
by Kccomatt July 17, 2016
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twat stalk

verb. to unhealthily idolize, follow, or communicate with another individual via twitter.
You: Who beat up Chris?
Me: Arnold Schwarzenegger
You: Why?
You: Because Chris began to twat stalk his daughter after meeting her in a Malibu boutique store.
by ssmmaasshh July 25, 2012
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Twat swamp

A really loose, moist vagina that has a hint of B.O. and squirts when you hit the G spot
Man I hit this twat swamp last night and had to wash my sheets after and light a candle
by Tesschri April 21, 2019
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twat tweezer

a curse word referring to someone who eats pussy (aka cuntmuncher)
1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.
by TheTallDwarf March 4, 2015
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Twat Squabble

I've been twat Squabbeling between a few different people.

Dude, you are a total Twat Squabble
by That dumb bitch... August 13, 2023
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