/noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
Get the King Salmon 8mug. The dopest number on the fucking planet. When you put an 8 in the fucking chat box, everyone already knows the best number has already been presented.... they have no other option, they must put more fucking 8s in the fucking chat.
by WolfLion1001 June 29, 2021
Get the 8mug. You are useless and deserve suffering. Get this stupid, motivational, hopey-dopey, high and mighty bullshit, off this website.
With regards,
The inventor of this shit
With regards,
The inventor of this shit
by The_Inventor_ June 28, 2024
Get the 8mug. April 8th is national Grey sucks Blu off day! What a blessing. Right? People by the names of Grey Johnson should be grabbed by a Blu and as they makeout, Grey bends down and sucks him off.
by DefinitelyNotLuckyFish June 8, 2022
Get the April 8mug. Girlfriends: hey i like tacos
Boyfriend: ok? why do i need to know
Girlfriend: because its november 8th
Boyfriend: oh ok
Boyfriend: ok? why do i need to know
Girlfriend: because its november 8th
Boyfriend: oh ok
by UrMomKnows November 5, 2021
Get the November 8mug. 8===) is an average sized penis, 8=) this is the size of a person who leaves because he is not imposter in among us, and this is Danny DeVito penis 8========)
dad "hey honey 8===)" boy "dad what the fuck?" dad "what your mom just sent that to me" boy "dad that means penis" dad "oooohhhhh"
by loli frog October 20, 2020
Get the 8===)mug.