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Wisteria Life

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
by Freakie Tim December 29, 2009
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cup of life

the act of one making a cup with ones hands, and putting it under the transportation of weed from baggie to bowl, bong, pipe etc.
"Yo, I need a cup of life, I don't wanna drop any weed."
by Guy Wellington April 17, 2013
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Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube
Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
by Paufan December 9, 2008
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Jet Life

JETLIFE is a lifestyle of constantly moving upward and forward, or (staying high).

To live the life of a jet plane is to constantly climb, and build speed after takeoff.

A jet is an aircraft propelled by jet engines. Jet engines work from being propelled on the ground then lifting the plane at a constant upward and forward motion.
Jet life to the next life. I.e. Upward and Forward after we start or leave, No looking back or down.
by georgealex1925 January 30, 2017
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the low life

the best band to come out of DC

one of the best reggae bands ever

the day they broke up was the day the music died.
Out-of-towner: Hey i feel like seeing a show, what's good here?

DC Resident: HAHAHA good one, just get in the car. The Low Life show is about to open.
by bobcat nation March 2, 2008
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Gacha Life

1: What's the most cringiest thing ever?
2: Gacha Life
by usertheabuser May 18, 2021
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high lifed

The act of getting jerked off under a table full of friends while everyone at the table knows what is going on and is uncomfortable but the person doing the jerking who thinks they are discrete and ninja like. Must take place Highlife Lounge in Des Moines. Only made better is when the jerker uses ranch dressing from the jerkee's tator tots as lube.
Man, Jon high lifed the hell out of Kyle at dinner last night and ruined his tator tot.
by the jerkee October 18, 2011
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