WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

by Koooook July 28, 2023

WTF

1. World Tae Kwon Do Federation
2. What the fuck

1. Hey! Are you coming to WTF this year?

2. wtf is your problem?

by thirteen.nectarines March 2, 2017

Wtf

What the f***

Wtf is that in your hair ?

by Playingallnight January 29, 2015

WTF

The abbreviation for "what the fuck"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

by Derp Head June 16, 2015

WTF

wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh

dude:wtf man
you:i know those weekdays no need to remind me
dude:what?
you;wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh
dude:*sarcasticly says*really?
you:yes

by Fun time is me December 31, 2016

WTF

Most commonly used when someone is being a b- butt

*Marvin eats Jeff’s sandwich* Jeff- “WTF man!”

by MarvinAteMySandwich March 16, 2019

WTF

When a UUT doesn't work regardless of all the troubleshooting you've done or changes you made; then suddenly it works.

Me: I tried everything I could think of but that Vishay DAQ stll will not communicate with the software.
JAM: WTF

by NS_MMS March 23, 2022