working the count

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

by Quanpabs May 15, 2019

Sleep-Working

Sleep-Working happens when you haven't had your morning cup of coffee before work, which usually results in ultimate failure and/or workers compensation.

Ann: "Did you hear Neek fell off the 3-step ladder pulling an 80 pound gear from the 2nd shelf?

Jim: "That poor bastard was Sleep-Working again."

by Sleepworker April 30, 2013

procasti-working

Working on something that isn't the main thing you should be working on, but in general is good to get done and is helpful.

Steve tidied his whole room, procasti-working instead of actually sitting down and getting on with his project

Person A: "Dude, what are you doing? That isn't what we should be doing today. "
Person B: "This needs to be done"
Person A: "You're totally procasti-working"

by SteveSim013 May 8, 2014

working out

code for smoking weed/getting high

Him: Let's hang out later bro
Snoop Dogg: are we gonna be working out though
Him: of course we are, we're gonna get so stoned

by supreme matty May 1, 2018

Working the room

In the workplace, the act of visiting colleagues at their desks and chatting to them under the pretence it's work-related to avoid doing any real labour.

Usually seen towards the end of a shift as the culprit winds down.

Charlotte: "Where's Robert?"

Dave: "He went for a cig and now he's working the room."

by Thirsty Ferret October 3, 2008

Your battle pass working class

A term only to be used when criticizing one's fortnite battlepass. This is the ultimate insult. Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your family tree lgbt, your ancestors incestors, your brother a mother, your sister a mister, your grandpap a trap, and your granny a tranny.

Timmy: Your mom gay
You: Your battle pass working class
Timmy: *dies*

World: *dies*
Universe: *dies*

by bigmother June 1, 2018

Working Hard or hardly working

A lame pickup line used in the office or at work in an attempt to hook up with or hit on a coworker. Mainly used by males trying to hit on female coworkers. Sometimes used to break the ice.

Boy: Hey baby, working hard or hardly working?
Girl: Go away thank you. I've heard that one twice before at this job and several times at my other jobs.

by blackandred96 January 22, 2010