Wheel of Fortune Text Message

A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.

These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.

Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"

Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"

by bigmike504 and noxi3 January 10, 2008

Wheel barrel

It's WHEELBARROW, you illiterate shmucks.

Wrong: I was totally wheel barreling that chick, dude. High five.

Right: I was totally wheelbarrowing that chick, dude. High five.

by happywaffle September 19, 2009

steel wheel

In hi/lo split poker games such as Omaha Hi/Lo or Stud Hi/Lo, a hand consisting of the ace, two, three, four, and five of the same suit. It is simultaneously the best possible low hand (5-4-3-2-A) and a very strong high hand (straight flush), and will therefore almost always win at least 3/4 of the pot. Wheel refers to any 5 high straight, the flush is what makes it a "steel" wheel.

Last time I got quads playing Omaha on Pokerstars, someone had a steel wheel and he ended up scooping the pot.

by dave090906 September 12, 2006

Wheelchairing

verb- the act of using a wheelchair to bullshit your way into grand national finals

Union is a band that used wheelchairing to get themselves into GNF.

by GWAA AVON WILL EAT YOU May 10, 2011

Mississippi Wheelbarrow

Your partner stands on his/her hands, and you grab his/her ankles facing backwards. Then you proceed to deficate inside of your partner's anal cavity, and walk them around on their hands.

Greg, "Hey cindy, how bout a mississippi wheelbarrow?!"

Cindy, "Sure i love $h!t in my @$$!"

by The HandyMan March 18, 2009

Machiavellian Wheel-barrow

Similar to the sexual position, 'the wheel-barrow' (i.e on one's back in a submissive role with the legs pulled over the partner's shoulders) the bottoming person would be either debating, complaining, glaring (or all at the same time) during the entire process.

I was trying to make him comfortable for his first time, but the agitated little shit kept patronizing me and glaring at me. It was probably my fault for provoking him, but heck it was a total Machiavellian wheel-barrow moment.

by Le Emme February 21, 2011

Awkward Fourth Wheel

n. The state of tagging along on a date in which you are not the only one tagging along. Normally this would not be a problem unless you are already dating someone and have no intention of cheating. This is the rare opportunity where there are TWO awkward third wheels. Take the following example:

Dude, I was totally an awkward fourth wheel on Pete's date with Chelsea because Lauren was sick. Chelsea brought a friend but she was shit ugly plus I have a girlfriend.

by Jtime2 February 24, 2009