What the literal fuck? 

Used to class up and/or multiply the sound of a standard 'what the fuck'.

Compare to 'what the actual fuck'.

'Hey bro, I shit on a banana peel on satursunday.'
'What the literal fuck?'

What the literal fuck? by Theseus Despaard October 26, 2013

What the Flyin' Fuck 

exasperation; total disbelief; suprise; When what the fuck just isn't enough.

When used by itself:
Usually heard coming from the garage or the basement when your dad finds his tools missing or broken.

Used in conjunction with:
-is wrong with you!
-are you doing?
-is this shit?
after same dad confronts you.

Dad:(finding his tools missing) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK!

Dad:(finding you with a plunger up your ass)WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is wrong with you!

Dad:(finding your stash under the bed) WHAT THE FLYIN' FUCK is this shit?

What the Flyin' Fuck by The Big Bad One May 28, 2009

What the absolute fuck? 

When "What the fuck?" isnt sufficiently exasperated enough, "What the absolute fuck" is used.

Same as "What the actual fuck?" except more localized in New Zealand.

John: What the absolute fuck is Jim doing?
Dave: I have no idea man

Jim: Hey Mike someone shat in your shower bro
Mike: What the absolute fuck?

John: Man this is badly organized...
Jim: Yeah I have no idea what the absolute fuck is going on.

What the absolute fuck? by BloodBomb January 5, 2011

what the very fuck 

A variant of "What the actual fuck".

What the very fuck are 'ya doing?

what the very fuck by DoDotti October 28, 2017

what the possible fuck 

You exclaim "What the possible fuck!" when you aren't completely sure that this potential fucked-up situation is actually happening or has happened or ever will happen. In other words, you don't want to completely commit yourself to whether this is an actual fucked-up situation or not because you don't have all the facts. And if you misjudge it or call it prematurely, you would look like a dick. So meticulous and cautious soul that you are "What the possible fuck!" is the perfect reaction.

While watching fake-news BSNBC, Pete phones his friend Joe.

Pete (breathlessly excited): "MadCow says that a swarm of little green moon-men have landed their spacecraft on Times Square and and are handing out little green lollypops while shouting 'Fear not! We've come in peace!'"

Joe (mildly dubious): "What the possible fuck!"

what the possible fuck by DoDotti November 12, 2017

what the cunting fuck 

Take 'what the fuck' and double it, and then add a little bit more

You: Mate, "what the cunting fuck"!!!!????

Mate: what does it look like, I'm fucking yer mum!

what the cunting fuck by Your Mum Likes Bush Onion April 25, 2011

What the actual fuck, dude 

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

What the actual fuck, dude by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019