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Vodka Convention

A group of rules used by friends when drinking. The rules should be written and signed by all members prior to drinking. The format should follow the Geniva Convention.
1.That basturd just passed up a free drink! That is a clear violation of our Vodka Convention. This Violation must be delt with swiftly.

2.Did he just kiss a ugly chick at the bar? That is definatly a violation of our Vodka Convention.
by Steve Harmon August 9, 2006
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Boomerang Vodka

A delicious spirit, bottled and distilled in the finest of all states, New Jersey. Scobeyville, NJ, a town in which the people of New Jersey rarely know to even exist...but is actually the home to this very inexpensive and cheap bottle of vodka. Comparable to Popov but even cheaper...because we all know how the people of Jersey love their cheap liquor. Lets have a toast to the most, and drink away our worries in the Garden State.....because......."You'll Always Come Back." (the logo on written on each and every bottle)
Boomerang Vodka, Popov Vodka, Cheap Vodka, Crunk Juice.......pretty much any cheap but strong alcohol.
by Jay R., B-Rad, and J Dub. July 16, 2006
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vodka nigger

a person of Russian origin; one who drinks large amounts of vodka.
korbachov of however you spell it
by satan February 23, 2005
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vodka whip cream vodka

drinking game in which participants take a shot of vodka, fill there mouths with whip cream then take another shot of whip cream. Before taking each shot the player must yell vodka and must yell whip cream before filling his or her mouth with whip cream. The extreme drunkenness that is a result of this game is referred to as being creamed. This game will always end in wonderful mistakes.
It should be noted the earlier more hardcore players would drink vodka straight from the bottle each time and usually do about 3 shots worth per chug, this method was quickly deemed to awesome and outlawed
wow i got so creamed last night from playing vodka whip cream vodka.
by whitelightning. April 30, 2011
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vodka-pickleing

To immerse one's pickle (penis) in a glass of vodka followed by the immediate engagement of sexual intercourse.
"Man, I am gonna be vodka-pickleing that broad all night"
by the ontarians September 7, 2011
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vodka vag

The female version of whiskey dick: when a woman can't reach an orgasm because she's to drunk
Guy 1: did u hear what happen to Samantha after her drunken fiasco?
Guy 2: no what happen?
Guy 1: she was having sex with her boyfriend and he ass going to town on that ass but she couldn't come?
Guy 2: ah she must have had vodka vag!
by munkz1er November 1, 2013
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Vodka of the Gods

The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.
My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....
by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011
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