Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.
Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
by goodnessgracious October 10, 2018
Get the veganmug. A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.
Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
by ewesome22 December 11, 2011
Get the Veganmug. by I am phat :D November 5, 2018
Get the Veganmug. I care, therefore I am VEGAN
by BommieJ November 20, 2016
Get the Veganmug. Person 1: "Hi,can you ple...."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."
by semtex 43 May 31, 2018
Get the Veganmug. The philosophy which respects animal rights.
Vegans believe that animals have natural, unalienable moral rights, including to life, bodily autonomy and freedom in general. To be vegan is to respect those rights and to refrain from exploitation, killing and other forms of harm, towards animals. To achieve this, vegans exclude animal derived products from their diet and other areas of their life.
Some go even further and contribute to vegan activism by pushing their views of not killing onto others, which is super annoying!
Vegans believe that animals have natural, unalienable moral rights, including to life, bodily autonomy and freedom in general. To be vegan is to respect those rights and to refrain from exploitation, killing and other forms of harm, towards animals. To achieve this, vegans exclude animal derived products from their diet and other areas of their life.
Some go even further and contribute to vegan activism by pushing their views of not killing onto others, which is super annoying!
by TEMPORAL_ February 18, 2023
Get the veganismmug.