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Tuba town

Tuba town is where a man plays a tuba into a woman's dirty bits while she pleases him orally.
I told Sally I was in the marching band on high school and she asked me to take her to "tuba town"
by TheRevolution58008 January 30, 2025
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subcontrabass tuba

A beast of an instrument. Few of these exist in the world and they mostly exist in either museums or private collections. They can easily weigh hundreds of pounds and would not be very easy to transport. They are usually in the key of 32-foot C (C 1 or CCC) or 36-foot B-flat (B-flat 0 or BBB-flat) note A and produce a powerful sound that requires a strong set of lungs. Some forms of subcontrabass tubas require two players (one for the valves, the other for blowing into the mouthpiece). Some forms have functional valves, while others don't. note B

Note A: Adolphe Sax made a 52-foot E-flat (E-flat 0 or EEE-flat) and exhibited it in 1851 in London, and in 1867 in Paris.
Note B: Some subcontrabass tubas may look like they have valves, but these are only done as an artistic choice rather than being usable.
1. One of the most famous examples of a subcontrabass tuba is the Big Carl. The Big Carl is owned by Carl Fischer Music and occasionally makes an appearance on YouTube.
2. Another example of a subcontrabass tuba is the Riesentuba. The Riesentuba is German for "giant tuba", referring to its massive size. It was used to get the fastest Flight of the Bumblebee record several times.
3. The 52-foot E-flat subcontrabass tuba made by Adolphe Sax has been missing for a very long time. It is unknown if this subcontrabass tuba will be seen again.
by Borchian October 17, 2025
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TUBA

If something is annoying and frustrating it can be described as TUBA or UBA depending on the context
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TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".
Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.
by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025
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Skin Tuba

the art of while eating ass, you begin to blow, as if you are giving them a raspberry but on their asshole. the other partner will then make Tuba sounds like from the song from veggietales
me and my girl just finished watching a classical movie, inspired me to play the Skin tuba
by FaggimusPrime November 25, 2025
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No Tuba

A phrase used to show an intense amount of relief after destroying something of value and getting away with it. Especially a $10k dollar sousaphone.
We pulled a no tuba after spray painting the church!
by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025
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Tuba

The tuba is a diverse weapon used by the Brass kingdom. Most notably wielded by King Tuba II, the tuba is capable of many functions, from emitting a DOOT that can destroy buildings and blast people through walls, to just straight up crushing them. The tuba is used in modern American marching bands as a lower-pitched instrument, as well as serving as the band’s heavy weapon in the event of conflict.
Person 1; “you cannot defeat me, for I have a tuba, and you do not.”
Person 2; “OH YEAH? WELL-”
Person 1; crushes person 2 under tuba and plays a note, blasting person 2 into the ground
by SDStudios September 26, 2023
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