Tuba town

Tuba town is where a man plays a tuba into a woman's dirty bits while she pleases him orally.

I told Sally I was in the marching band on high school and she asked me to take her to "tuba town"

by TheRevolution58008 January 30, 2025

Tuba Hood

A "Tuba Hood" is a young violent teenager between the ages of 12-16 who live near the Toberona Community, "Tuba" is an abbreviation of "Toberona" these "Hoods" enjoy violence,drugs,alcohol and fighting. They are widely known for smashing windows, burning cars, flattening tires , and getting chases of the Local Gardaí Síochana. They are recommend to be avoided by locals and any vistors to the Area.

Person A: Man J-Low punched Lil Jacobs face in last night!

Person B: Yeah I told him that J-low was a Tuba Hood, he didn't believe me.

by CuhulainMan July 23, 2016

Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023

TUBA

Meaning The Ultimate Brain Aids. Normally used to describe a situation that sime would describe as losing brain cells. Also can be used as "UBA" when you don't grammatically need a "The".

Dude, You sometimes give me a case of TUBA.

by MediocrityInAction November 5, 2025

Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy September 1, 2016

Tuba Tryout

To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.

Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!

Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...

by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020