just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.
A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
mugGet the just assking for troublemug.
The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
mugGet the From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ringmug.

Trouble

Trouble
Trouble
by anonymous January 21, 2022
mugGet the Troublemug.

Cuddle Trouble

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.
by Francakes May 5, 2016
mugGet the Cuddle Troublemug.

Double the trouble

When a male freezes his java juice and gets a swippity swoppity . then slides his cold cum cube up her mangina getting pregnant with himself. once the insect looking little fuck is born he changes back to a man and pretends to be a single dad to get a fuckton of pussy.
What did you do this summer John?

I made double the trouble...
by Marypoppinthatpussy June 16, 2020
mugGet the Double the troublemug.

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