marry the ketchups

1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie

7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge

9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death

"Sure mom I can marry the ketchups. . ."

by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020

Ass Ketchup

When your period is heavier than expected and it climbs up inbetween your ass cheeks.

I have a serious case of ass ketchup right now.

by SonicCroissant June 17, 2016

ketchup packet

Widely believed to have been invented by Sir Isaac Newton after a detailed study of male sexual arousal, the ketchup packet involves the caressing twist of a man's testicles until they burst. Often, the scene can resemble a McDonald's after a five year old threw a ketchup packet against the wall. A 2005 survey estimated that over 9000 American males have had their testicles surgically reattached so that they could once again experience the joy of a ketchup packet.

"Hey Jimbo, this hamburger needs a little of your personal flavor. How about we bust a ketchup packet?"

by aksdhjgo;asujglksgj March 27, 2009

ketchup taco

A Ketchup Taco is when a woman is eaten out while she is on the rag. A Ketchup Taco can either be given or received.

"Oh damn, did you hear about Brandon getting that Ketchup Taco?"
"Yeah, I heard that, but he got her back by giving her the Clown Face."

by SteveLeeMillipede February 18, 2005

lesbian ketchup

the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing

I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.

by That1uhate April 27, 2017

Ketchup and Mayonnaise

When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.

I lost my virginity. We made some ketchup and Mayonnaise

by Superman1981 October 9, 2008

ketchup mit

a girl's vagina while on her period

Guy 1: You hit that last night? I though she was on her period?
Guy 2: Dude, I don't care. I taxed that ketchup mit.

by dinsker September 1, 2006