wine monster

When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.

"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."

"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."

by OriginalWino March 11, 2010

wine bag

Noun.. A person who talks about negative things all the time. Over and over.

I wish some people could be more positive instead of being such a wine bag all the time.

by Amiyj June 26, 2021

Wine Cellar

When one shoves a wine bottle up a butt. Could be their own, could be a friend's.

Hold still, Marcus, I want to see your new wine cellar.

by MelandChristine November 17, 2011

waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

by The real Binja April 4, 2021

Wine Growers

1. A delicious summertime cocktail containing 65% cheap wine and 45% fruit-flavoured Cider . While the recipe calls strictly for white wine, the flavour of Cider can vary (excluding Pomegranate). The cocktail's namesake is the "Growers" brand of apple cider, but some connoisseurs prefer the "Okanagan Premium" brand to "Growers".

"Zoe went to get some Okanagan Premium for the Wine Growers."
"Thanks for the delicious batch of Wine Growers, Kevin!"
"I can't believe Peter didn't like the Wine Growers, what a snob!"
"Ted, Lindsay and Lisa all had too much Wine Growers."
"Let's bring a bottle of Wine Growers on the bus with us; what could possibly go wrong?"

by Skywalkers July 5, 2009

Ducks wine

It’s water , you thirsty bitch .

“Can I have a drink?” “Yeah , treat yourself to some ducks wine”

by Random 3 June 18, 2019

Wine Locked

When too much alcohol is consumed and you get stuck on a task or word and you repeatedly keep trying to do said task or say the same word over and over and over again your brain is Wine Locked.

Don't drink too much jungle juice or you'll get wine locked!
That thot is so wine locked , she been trying to open the door for an hour .

by The Kid , Don Don , Diamond June 5, 2017