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Theft

Getting paid for having sex with someone and expecting to be respected for doing it.
"Come on, I got the theft you after all."
by Little short man May 12, 2023
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Grand Theft Auto

Grand theft auto (often shortened to GTA) appears to be a game with senseless murder and other violent crimes however it is far more. The developers clearly put a lot of thought into the game as you can see how things such as the in game culture and market change with what you do. You can sit there in a car and listen to the talk radio for hours with new content. The game raises some really important questions and asks if we as a society have trusted our social media influencers too much. It takes a look at this topic through the lense of 3 murderous psychopaths with wildly different backgrounds who all have problems with how modern society views our culture, our celebrities, and how we have fallen as a society. However regardless of what I have said some British woman named Karen will still brush the game off because “boo hoo people die” grow tf up Karen. It’s a great game suck one.
“Man Grand Theft Auto is such a misunderstood game”
by Catholicman1 June 17, 2022
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reverse identity theft

The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
by QuacksO November 27, 2016
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Commit a Theft King

Telling someone to commit a theft king is essentially telling someone to go to hell. This term came about when popular YouTuber Theft King told YouTuber and game developer Kane Carter to burn in hell.
by Meznight July 17, 2024
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relationship theft

Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.
Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.

Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time
by Brokecollegestudebt November 10, 2019
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theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
Im going to do laundry

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will
by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024
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