welfare vampire

One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds

1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.

1 man: MY money is MINE
by taxed into prosperity October 06, 2011
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Gaming Vampire

A gamer who plays games till the sun comes out then sleeps during the day.
My schedule is so messed up I am like a gaming vampire this week!
by AvidyaUS July 05, 2011
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cum vampire

A girl who loves male ejaculation. She will suck on a mans member until he unleashes his juicy load in her mouth.
Sophie was such a cum vampire
by ¬.¬ July 26, 2004
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Psychic Vampire

AKA Energy Vampire.

1. A emotionally weak person who drains vital engery from other people. Basically what you call someone who drags you down and wastes you're time when you're around them.

2. A creature, in either humaniod or phantom-like form, that feeds on psychic energy, otherwise known as your life force.
1. You must be a psychic vampire, everytime I am around you I feel worn down and exhausted.

2. The Atavus are a race of psychic vampires on Earth Final Conflict as are the Wraith on Stargate Atlantis.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Interview With The Vampire

The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.
"Your bodies dying, pay no attention...happens to us all.."
by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004
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Vampire fags

Gay group of men who like to stay up all night and sleep during the day. Mostly common in furries
We have to wait til dark to go visit the vampire fags.

My brother and his boyfriends are vampire fags so we can’t see them until the sun goes down.

“Does your brother and his boyfriends get mad when you call them vampire fags?”
“No as long as I put vampire in front of fag it doesn’t offend them.”
by ashane January 16, 2018
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vampire squid

Vampire squid refers to any large private or public organization that is a major drain on society through malicious but subtle or invisible actions. These organizations usually get away with what they do because of corruption within the society's regulatory structure.
"The world's most powerful investment bank Goldman Sachs is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
- Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, "The Feds vs. Goldman Sachs", 2009

The military industrial complex is like a vampire squid that is sucking the capital out of the pockets of the average American.
by Cocomaan May 26, 2010
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