Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!

by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011

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skimpy sparrow

A masshole with a stinky asshole

That skimpy sparrow better not blow up my bathroom.

by CH96 October 11, 2017

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Sparrow isn't uber

Sparrow is a person (random person) and the person isn't uber.

"Did you see that kid? Sparrow isn't uber!"

by ♡ Ender ♡ January 11, 2014

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Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022

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Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009

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