Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 30, 2022
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Doing a Malcolm Turnbull

Weaseling your way into an institution that you couldn't possibly hope to have built yourself simply so you can subvert it for your own personal benefit that are at odds with what built that institution in the first place.

Named after Malcolm Turnbull, the 29th Prime Minister of Australia, who joined the Australian Liberal Party even though his political and social views aligned with the Australian Labor Party. He worked against his leader, undermining Prime Minister Tony Abbott to knife him in the back and take the prime ministership - something he could never have obtained via a general election had he not been the incumbent.

Other examples include the subversion of long established fandoms such as Star Wars and Doctor Who and how the woke left now push their marxist agenda
Russell T Davies and Ncuti Gatwa are Doing a Malcolm Turnbull with Doctor Who

Kathleen Kennedy has done a Malcolm Turnbull to Star Wars and Indiana Jones
by adventpassel May 26, 2024
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malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022
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malcolm arnold academy

A peice of shit school in Northampton where people smoke cigarettes because they can’t afford weed and where teenage girls pull each other’s hair
Have you ever been to Malcolm Arnold academy
“Yes it’s a shithole
by Your local chav November 09, 2019
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Malcolm Subban

It's Malcolm
Did you see Malcolm shut the door on Vitamin McD in OT last night?

Malcolm Subban is the best tendy in the league.
by Cheese Tucker December 09, 2017
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Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.
While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
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