Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Homeritis

A medical condition causing hallucinations that your favorite team or player is better than the national consensus.

Every year he believes the Nuggets are going to win the championship. He has a severe case of homeritis.

by Docrates July 12, 2022

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018

homerization

a term that can be used when you are not able to do any exercises (due to recovery after surgery, or any kind of pain that keeps you away from your usual routine) and are becoming chubby. Comes from Homer Simpson - homerization. So it clearly is a fun term to be used among friends in a jokingly way.

"Hey, you are eating and not doing any exercises - homerization isn't good for your health. "

by Essigsuuritonerde October 7, 2016

Homer

A girl that eats the homies ass.

Yo, she ate that shit and got a rash, she’s a homer for sure!

by Gaffrey January 31, 2024