Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.

Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!

by Epimone July 5, 2019

grandma bubbles

grandma bubbles is probably in her late sixties. but don’t let her age fool you! she is super cool and might have a slight addiction to candy and sweets! she believes that one diet Pepsi a day keeps the doctor away. she is usually sadly mistaken. grandma bubbles probably has many nicknames, one which might be bubz! and with any grandma bubbles will come with great responsibility and power! her back is more than likely 50/50 but her personality is 100/100! she’s too gorgeous for her own good! she is very sweet and probably still owes her grandchildren money. anyone who meets her will love grandma bubbles and her powerful, exotic, out of this world, and adventurousness personality! never let a grandma bubbles get away from you. you WILL regret it for the rest of your life and then pass the regret on for generations.

do you know anyone named “grandma bubbles?”

no but i bet her sexiness is too powerful to handle!

by coolperson800 June 29, 2020

Angry Grandma

A Youtuber who always says "ICEHOLE!" and "MOTHER FUCKER!"

Angry Grandma threw the potato and said "MOTHER FUCKER!"

by Echold2006 June 12, 2023

grandma driver

hands at 10 & two on the steering wheel and hunched over to see out the windshield

Chris Craig is a grandma driver when he goes on roadtrips

by dictionarious December 18, 2008

Grandma's Tux

A grandma that ties her saggy ass breasts in a bow tie.

Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.

I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.

by Spectre Nuggs July 23, 2011

Wades Grandma

wades grandma is the sexiest GILF in the history of man kind. it is roumered that when she sits down you can hear sea lions applauding and the waves breaking against her thighs. it is also stated as a fact that she takes so many loads into her soaking vagina that she has had a revolving door fitted to her thighs.

have you seen Wades Grandma.. what a GILF

by Kill3rkrok December 5, 2012

Grandma Muff

It's self explanatory. An old woman's vagina. Originated from South Park's "It's a Jersey Thing"

Those panties make me look like I have a grandma muff

by ScUmFoX October 19, 2010