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Ob-testicle Course

A course with multiple stations, where each station allows for masturbation in different positions. As masturbating in the same position can limit capabilities during sex with a partner, a course improves skills of jerking off at various angles.

Named by Brian Sterling, but conceptualized by Adam Carolla. During Adam’s Podcast in Chicago on Feb 3, 2013, he discussed setting up a course for his son, to ensure he did not end up addicted to the same position every time.
I setup an ob-testicle course in my bedroom. I start at the edge of the bed one day, then move the shower the next day, then over the toilet the third day.
by Sonoma Sterling May 3, 2014
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.
Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.
by Illyena January 25, 2025
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Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.
I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.
by Brigid too October 29, 2023
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Dogtacle Course

The path through a group of sleeping dogs.
I had to negotiate the dogtacle course on my way to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
by Guardian301 January 5, 2019
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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
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crash course film

a film or television series (such as the film and show Crash) in which multiple stories are told through different viewpoints, usually an overused concept found in many movies and shows
The movie Love, Actually is a crash course film because it shows the stories of different individuals
by Mister_E January 2, 2010
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