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Barber

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr
by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020
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Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce
I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night
by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020
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Liam barber

A fucking mong. Likes to bum grandads.
Fit 😋😝😛
by Ychcyfycyfy November 6, 2018
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the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".
by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021
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Four-Way Barber Shop

The Four-Way Barber Shop involves a girl taking it from behind, in front, and giving two hand jobs. Upon completion, all four guys (bonus points if synchronized) cum in her hair and style into an updo.
Karen stopped by the Four-Way Barber Shop for a blow out but got wayyy more than she planned for.
by BlahVol December 24, 2023
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Barber

A Kentish slang term for an annoying person normally in a position of authority who is a bit mad and sings whilst they walk along with nothing useful to do. When they speak it makes no sense at all and sounds like they are just repeating the word "Barber" over and over again. for example "Hello you, Barber barber barber barber?" to which the reply is normally "pardon, what are you on about?"

Can also be used when you are interfered with or your life is made more difficult by the "Barber" in question.

For example "How your day going mate?" "Was going fine until that idiot interfered, ive been properly barbered!!!"
That guy over there is a real interfering idiot, he's a right old Barber!

The day was going really well until I got barbered.....

Crashed my car the other day, was pulling out of a junction and the bloke coming the other way barbered me....
by The Man of Kent March 5, 2024
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barber spank

Spanking the monkey underneath the barber's cape.
Gina's titty rub against my shoulder while getting my fade. Had to unzip and low-key barber spank.
by ChillyFishH20 August 19, 2017
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