by GharHead February 01, 2010
"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.
by ty cob August 02, 2005
The nickname that Mr. Hopson (7th grade Lakeside Middle School in Seattle Biology teacher) uses in class, especially with a certain group of boys that are special in their own little way.
by Emma December 08, 2004
A female that smuggles muffins in her brazzere not for the sake of hunger but for the sake of bigger breasts...
Damn... That freaky bitch is a muffin smuggler.
by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003
by justin case December 04, 2003
UK slang: a very overweight man, in very brief swimming trunks, hanging out at your holiday hotel pool. His trunks appear to have a budgie, or other small bird, concealed down the front of them
OMG, check out the budgie smuggler! What's wrong with swimming shorts?! Do you think that if he had a mirror on a stick, the budgie would peck at it? etc...
by growley August 28, 2010
Paul Ahern is such a cunt smuggler. All he does is go to the gym, throw gummers and pinch Dales sack.
by Colton April 05, 2005