Samurai cut

A cut so exact. So precise. That it doesn’t even look like a cut.

He samurai cut Junior, JR looks good for a second then split in half.

by TheScientist1 July 11, 2021

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

soysauce samurai

A derogatory term for an asian person

“Bro is a soysauce samurai.”

by Chad_Broski March 6, 2023

The Samurai

An extremely large youtube community of over 11 million people. This community is the fanbase for the popular youtuber coryxkenshin. This community is also incredibly understanding of cory and is always patient whenever he needs to take a break. The Samurai are also extremely loyal to the channel as the majority of people in it have stayed subscribed.

"The samurai are an amazing community who are extremely kind."

by Hungrymann April 3, 2023

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024