Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate January 31, 2016

Sal

a very emo depeshond girl who has good aim in dh

ugly sal

by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021

sal

A guy from okegom. Extremely ugly in appearance and personality, with no good traits about him. Did I also mention that he's ugly?

"Wow, Sal is a massive fucking idiot." "I know right lmfao"

by desislavas March 22, 2022

sal

Means “sound as lad” used in Derry in Ireland to agree to something.

Chris: “That’s how you do that.”
Me: “sal”

by Eutexiax November 20, 2023

Sal

A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.

Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser

by El tipo guapo May 17, 2020

Sal Chavez

Rick Sanchez but in an alternative universe where he disguises his name and identity as a mexican middle aged man that works in the porn industry under the alias Pickle Sal.

Morty: isn't that you but with a sombrero?
Rick Sanchez: no way I listen to cotton eye joe
Sal Chavez: I'm pickle Sal

Rick Sanchez: oh yeah nvm that's me

by Tangerine the caleb crusher December 05, 2019

Kennith Sals

The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)

Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there

by Yanni734 November 19, 2021