rusty stormdrain

When you pee/poop/puke/bleed/jizz/spit/cry/sweat into a long, narrow tube which leads to your arch nemesis.

Yo, Antoine, I totally just gave my arch nemesis the rusty stormdrain!

by ILikeTheHamburgers October 1, 2011

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

Rusty Tractor

The art of having sex with a woman on her period and than plowing her in the ass.

My girlfriend was on the rag last night, so I had to perform the Rusty tractor. It was a mess!!

by Madmonk210 November 30, 2017

Rusty Kickstand

Rusty Kickstand - verb. When a gentleman is getting a blow-job from behind while laying prone on his stomach... preferably combined with ass play. Easily transitions into a "Rusty Trombone".

i.e. My girl was giving me a massage last night and she transitioned into a Rusty Kickstand like a champ!

by Jamcat77 March 11, 2014

rusty jojo

When the male places his member between his legs and utilizes any remaining length to fuck ass-to-ass.

I used the rusty jojo on my bitch last night.

by viking_lord January 26, 2013

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015