"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
Get the prayer closetmug. A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Apple Prayermug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>My Malice Breeds Prayers<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Lord please pray the the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so she may learn a hoes place amen
by KrakenGod22 November 28, 2023
Get the The Pimps Prayermug. A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
by K&LB June 27, 2020
Get the A Surfers Prayermug. Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
Get the Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"mug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
Get the Spartans Prayermug.