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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
Two entities bending their knees in prayer while expressing themselves as they reach ultimate sexual pleasures.
As she continued to reach the ultimate climax, Rachel prayed to God to not stop as Gerald pounded her to the point of explosion. At that point she realized she had found her prayer-buddy.
by Hairdo February 26, 2024
A Surfer's Prayer
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
By Larry Bertlemann
Our Fellow Surfers who art in Heaven
Inspiration is thy Name.
Thy Surf spot come; thy Surfing Done
On Earth as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day, our daily Surf
And Forgive us our Drop-Ins
As we Forgive those, who Drop in on us.
And Lead us not into Temptation;
But Deliver us from Deep Tube Rides
And Bad Wipe Outs.
For thine is the Power and the kingdom
and the Glory behind Surfing.
Amen
Have you heard A Surfers Prayer by LB da Rubbermann? Everybody used to say surfers don't have a prayer ; Now they got a prayer.
by K&LB June 27, 2020
The CINO bill which would instantly bans firearms when a mass shooting happened and also would do climate action after when a natural disaster such as wildfire, floods and Hurricanes occured
by Porg009 March 19, 2024
A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
by caillou3618495! January 29, 2022
What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.
I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.
by QuacksO June 08, 2019