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pronounced: poe toe toe

josey and emyliene are potatoes

by reeegorl March 10, 2019

Potato

A person (typically a single girl) who is trying to be relatable by saying they are "awkward" and/or "undesirable" by others attractively. This is almost always used as humor, after an awkward moment or joke, someone would call themselves a potato.

"I so look like a potato, I'm gonna be single for life."

by Hewwo Darknesh Mah Owd Fwiend March 13, 2018

Potato

A leader of a group, cult, army, etc with lots of power and is also bad at leading the group.

Jeremy is a potato I wish I could lead the group.

by Jenna beans June 5, 2019

Potato

An unremarkable, dumpy looking girl or guy. Usually short and round. Typically you will have a friend who is inexplicably attracted to a potato and spend an inordinate amount of time chasing the potato.Usually giving the excuse that she/ he has a great personality or attributes no one else can see

Dude why are you obsessing over this girl, she’s just a potato. No she has an incredible personality.

by Upenn 13 May 21, 2019

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by Lolnorwegianboy2700 January 10, 2019

Potato

The meaning of life

Potato is the meaning of life

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022

Potato

The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

by Rikki Raccoon July 9, 2019