A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.
It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
Get the masterbation professormug. by Milosh2008 September 9, 2025
Get the The fucking professormug. A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.
by Wizabell January 5, 2018
Get the Professor Ryanmug. Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
by himonddosama November 22, 2023
Get the Professor W Rizzmug. A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.
by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024
Get the Professor BBmug. A professor you feel an emotional and intellectual but completely platonic connection to. It’s THAT professor that will talk about all the subjects that you’ve always wanted to talk about, the one that can keep you interested for hours about that one topic. It’s the professor you’ve always dreamt to have a conversation with.
« okay I’ve met my PSM (professor soul mate) today. He is the professor I’ve always been waiting for »
by zelie3008 February 27, 2023
Get the PSM (professor soul mate)mug. I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.
Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?
Yo look its Professor B!
This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
Yo look its Professor B!
This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
by The Dr. PB August 18, 2013
Get the Professor Bmug.