Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour

Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.

by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023

Judas Priest

One of the most influential bands in Heavy metal. Rob Halford is the vocalist of the band and has been influential to alot of metal vocalists today. Judas Priest has influenced power Metal Bands such as ANGRA and Helloween. Helloween has even done a cover of Electric Eye which absolutely slaps.

Rob Halford of Judas Priest is one of the best vocalists ever. The man can scream like a pissed demon.

by UltimateDoge November 14, 2023

Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)

John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 2, 2024