don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.
by aliks August 11, 2006

a female who is particularly monkey-like in many ways. an affectionate nickname for a girl who may or not not be related to monkeys.
by Eddybean May 2, 2005

Your dick is your monkey.
And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,
by J.Menard September 16, 2008

D.G. looks like a monkey
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

by Muntajab January 6, 2009
