these wastes of cum believe that goku beats everything, that hes a fucking god and they -GLAZE- him.
they suck his dick down, beg for his cock, slurp his nuts.
like bro, zip up his pants when youre done bitchass nigga
they suck his dick down, beg for his cock, slurp his nuts.
like bro, zip up his pants when youre done bitchass nigga
guy 1: "my son just beat cancer"
guy 2: "im happy for you man"
goku glazist: "can he beat goku though?"
guy 1: "nigga what"
guy 2: "im happy for you man"
goku glazist: "can he beat goku though?"
guy 1: "nigga what"
by gaynigga1112 October 10, 2023
Get the goku glazistmug. A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.
This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.
The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.
2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.
The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.
2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”
2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”
2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
Get the Can he beat Goku thomug. by Nonsecalik February 14, 2023
Get the Goku Bettermug. The version of Goku in the Saiyan, Namek, Frieza, Android, Cell and Buu sagas. Considered better in character than Goku from Dragon Ball Super.
A: Yo dude I think they dumbed down Goku, he was way smarter in DBZ.
B: Agreed, Z Goku was more awesome as well.
B: Agreed, Z Goku was more awesome as well.
by 442DB March 14, 2024
Get the Z Gokumug. by THE BEST MC July 31, 2021
Get the Gokumug. 
When your significant other surprises you by going straight for a mouthful of balls. Then they drag them back as far as they can. Then they release and summon Shenron since they found the dragon balls.
by Nimdawg October 18, 2025
Get the Gokuingmug.