Owen Crooks

A person who is more superior than everyone else he also talks alot which annoys everybody, its funny

Random person : Have you seen Owen Crooks
Me : yea the person who talks alot
Random Person : yea thats the one

by The Superior Owen October 13, 2019

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003

crooks and castles

some shitty pseudo thug tough guy clothing that appeals to mostly blacks, hispanics and asians that normally think they are tough and normally are loser tool bags that are very trendy or scene-ee.

mike:"hey matt look at that tool bag that just walked in the bar with his crooks and castles clothing" matt: " yea he's a pure douche bag walking around like he can't be broken"

by dennt December 31, 2013

crooked-neck

a moronic flamer who can't talk right or hold his head straight up

Korba,k is such a crooked-neck

by Jason rosy July 3, 2008

Coochie Crook

A male who ruffly pounds a woman's pussy like it wasn't offered to him

Woman :Bob I was sore for days after i had sex with you

Man : I know they call me the Coochie Crook

by coochie killer October 18, 2008

crooked hat

to represent the hood you are from, no matter where you are from

I'm wearing Phat Farm Jeans, black Timberland Boots, and a crooked hat to the club. I'm reppin Harlem. Harlem son, what!!!

by tmoney2006 July 8, 2006

Halfway Crooks

A definition of a fake gangster, comes from Mobb Deep's hit "Shook Ones, pt. 2". Popularized mainly by the movie 8-mile and today used mostly by little white kids discovering their glutus maximuses starting to grow.

Person A: Ima snatch this fake ass niggas chain after I come hone from the office.
Person B: man aint no such thing as halfway crooks

by DJ_Sikk October 10, 2016