Mega squawker 2000

It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.

Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?

Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018

The late 2000's

The period that started all of your problems.

I was exposed to porn as a teen in the late 2000's and now I'm on probation for sexual harassment

by Chevyman95 November 5, 2024

2000

I ask myself.....how many times do I have to hear you say her name before my heart will stop playing this cruel trick on me?

It feels like I've been placed in this unending loop of airtime and dives

STOP!!.I want to get off....Wait...Do I really?....No, in spite of everything, I still just want to sit next to you....

2000..... "The heart wants what it wants - or else it does not care"

by I'm Dreaming August 2, 2025

2000s Affect

Noun

That weird brain glitch where anything from the late 20th century (like the ’90s) feels ancient, but stuff from the 2000s still seems brand new—even if it’s 15–20 years old.

“Full 2000s affect hit me when I realized Borat came out nearly 20 years ago.”

by xesyag August 31, 2025

Ginormatron 2000

the name of my penis

Brian's penis doesn't even come close to the size and magnitude of the Ginormatron 2000.

by the LBs December 24, 2008

JS-2000

The JS-2000 is a 12 gauge pump-action shotgun that you can find in (somewhat) popular zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. This is the most common shotgun in the game, with the other being the Double Barrelled Shotgun, which isnt as efficient. The JS-2000 can hold up to 6 rounds in it at a time, it needs to be racked after every shot (which the player does automatically if animation is not cancelled by another action.) to chamber another round. This can be manually done by either holding R and pressing the rack on the wheel, or just pressing X. It can lock onto 3-5 zomboids at a time, and can pierce through them. It is currently the most efficient way to grind aiming and reloading XP in the game, as every round loaded counts for a tick of XP, and aiming XP scales with damage (for some reason). It is most commonly found in police settings, but sometimes can be found in gun cases. The ammo should be fairly abundant when you find it, but you can burn through it quick. Zomboids can also hear it from an astounding 150 tiles away, so dont use this thing willy-nilly.

Jimmy: "Hey Timmy, I just found a JS-2000!"

Timmy: "Nice, but dont waste the ammo or shoot it yet. I dont wanna fucking die."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor August 31, 2023

pitboss 2000

The name for some queer bait 12 year old who tells people much older than himself to suck cock and eat shit.

"Hey look, its pitboss 2000, want to play a game with him?"
"No, that kid is a fucking queer."

by EpicDuckGuy May 5, 2015