Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.

Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.

by hnoss March 26, 2017

Blow Job

When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!

Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"

by poncho bandit November 16, 2010

blow-bridge

When one snorts a fat line of cocaine across two asses touching each other forming a, "bridge".

Bro #1: Hey bro, want to do a blow-bridge across these librarians' asses?
Bro #2: Sure brah, it's been a while since I've done a blow-bridge. Especially on librarians! *highfive*

by pleep plop June 20, 2010

blowing rails

The act of using cocaine.

The best day of my life? Hmm I'd have to say it was New Years Eve 1986 when I was blowing rails with Rick James.

by krusty weiner May 16, 2010

blowing rope

Ejaculating (usually in large quantity).

Last night, I dreamt I was blowing rope all over Bea Arthur's face. Some of it even landed in her hair.

by Bird Dog and T July 23, 2008

Blow Job

The giving or receiving of a large hit of meth from a long "V" shaped tube. The "giver" starts by taking a big hit which he in turn blows through the tube all the while keeping the fire on the meth and blowing more meth into the "receivers" waiting mouth, until they can take no more. May cause you to drop to a knee. Keep in mind that should one fall after receiving a Blow Job, the five second rule does apply. After numerous hits from the Blow Job tube it then becomes a Jo Blob

I stopped by for a Blow Job before work and will have no problem working my double shift now.

by spagakked gal January 20, 2010

Blow Mud

A rapid evacuation of feces from the colon. Diarrhea. A violent defecation.

"After eating at Taco Bell, I always have to blow mud."

by Kibo April 9, 2003