Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022

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he don’t die

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

by cornboohehe October 10, 2021

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pig. just a pig. TECHNOBLADE IS A FUCKING PIG.

"not close baby, technoblade never dies" like- shut yo mouth. THIS IS A JOKE- I DONT HATE TECHNOBLADE

by thenamefishwastaken June 9, 2021

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The legend who's legacy never moves on. He will never be forgotten, rip 1999-2022

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Froggyissilly May 27, 2025

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The most incredible human to walk this earth, a legacy so immortal we remember him with his own phrase:
Technoblade never dies.
A man of a million kills, potatoes, and nerds willing to give the world to him. Even if he’s gone to rest, there is always quiet before the storm and the blood god can and will never die.
A king amoungst nerds.

Thank you Alex, for being a part of my life.
#TechnobladeNeverDies!

Technoblade the first worst thing to happen to cancer
The second worst thing to happen to orphans
The number one potato farmer
And the best thing to happen to us
So long king

by TechnobladeNeverDies <3 December 17, 2022

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