Human thought organs possessed by human females which allow them to solve problems for themselves and which cause many problems for human males; most notably an inability to maintain eye contact.
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Some might refer to these organs, and the wily intuition they seem to possess, as Chesticles
Her career rise has been meteoric because she has displayed a fine mind and even keener sweater brains.
by Random Ness October 5, 2011
Get the Sweater Brainsmug. Small breasts accented by a tight clingy sweater such that the size and shape of each breast is visible for inspection.
by Fredburger_Yes July 8, 2019
Get the sweater dumplingsmug. When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.
by katexblonde December 8, 2010
Get the Sweater Fatmug. When one has the intention of getting some action and is trying to be discrete around his(her) date about scoring. The lite sweater refers to the act of 'getting some'.
Richard: "Dude, tonight I am going to put on a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
Frank: "Is the weather permitting?"
Richard: "Yeah the weather is calling for a lite sweater."
by Frankiefist October 30, 2011
Get the Lite Sweatermug. Abundance of pubic hair.
by Shercock September 21, 2014
Get the vagina sweatermug. The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015
Get the Trying on Sweatersmug. The metaphorical garment placed on the body when at the point of a night of drinking and searching for loose women the standards are lowered substantially.
Hey man, we aren't having anyluck picking up chicks tonight; lets put on the Dog Sweater and take home a few nasties.
by Jameeja June 25, 2009
Get the Dog Sweatermug.