white suit 

when a person is covered in so much ejaculative fluid, they appear to be wearing some sort of white clothing, ie a suit.

it took 67 guys to give that fatty a white suit!

white suit by DrJonas November 14, 2006

cow suit crazy 

Characteristic of or associated with persons afflicted with insanity; used when a person is so disturbed it would not be particularly shocking to see them go out wearing a full cow suit. Extra points for using the word "utter" preceding the phrase i.e. "He's utterly cow suit crazy"

"She called into that conservative talk radio show AGAIN? That woman is cow suit crazy."

cow suit crazy by dislocatedelbows(the real one) January 2, 2009

weasel suit 

A suit which chavs wear which actually makes them look like a weasel, its so well made you cannot even see the zip at the back of the neck

Dave, did you see that chav that walked by? His Weasel suit was impeccable

weasel suit by bsdhbvbgjvns\adjfh January 15, 2011

Paradise Suit 

To be naked. Simply another synonym for nude.

I'm gonna put on my paradise suit and take a shower

Paradise Suit by Almost there guy April 30, 2011

Teflon suit 

A type of material, invisible to the naked human eye, that grants the wearer immunity to all forms of duty and responsibility. Commonly found in bureaucratic fields of work, such as city government, state, and federal positions. Any request for work or assistance made towards the wearer of a teflon suit will instantly bounce off, rebounding to the nearest individual not in possession of a teflon suit.

"Hey, did you ask Gary for that bi-weekly report due today?"

"Yeah, I went to his desk to get it, but somehow I ended up on the other side of the building asking Rick for it."

"Sounds like Gary just got his teflon suit back from the dry cleaners."

Teflon suit by Ricky Marty October 20, 2017

Zoom Suit

When you have nothing on from the waste down while attending an online zoom meeting. You could be wearing a button up with a tie for instance and have your balls dangling. All good though. The camera can’t see it and you look classy and dialed in as far as the viewers are concerned

Man....these zoom meetings are getting old. Thank god I just go with the zoom suit. Makes the whole work day a lot more tolerable.

Zoom Suit by Z rocket May 19, 2021

meat suit 

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

meat suit by cookieslurpjerma278822 January 12, 2023