ur mum

a phrase used by someone who has no desent come back or is just a bit of a retard

A: what you doin tonight?

B: ur mum!

by Harry Woodcock January 17, 2008

Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

by Salazard May 19, 2009

your mum

"your mum" is the ultimate answer

what's six times nine? your mum! (i always thought there was something fundimentally wrong with your mum)

by chuckyanutsup June 19, 2005

mum's the word

keep quiet about it (possibly from the sound one makes when trying to speak with closed lips, Attributed to William Shakespeare)

Remember, until further notice, mum's the word.

by The Return of Light Joker January 09, 2010

ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you

when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."

by lizzie.io December 20, 2019

Facebook Mum

A "Facebook mum" is a middle-aged woman who constantly posts about their life and kids on Facebook. They have a group of friends who are also "Facebook mums" and drink wine together.
They always use emojis and always text hash tags like: #winetime #hardworkingmums #proudmum #mamabear
These are the emojis they always use: 🥰 😍 😘 🤗 🤪 💖 ❤️ 💋 🍷 🍾 🍻 🥳 😬 😜 🤯 🤒 😱 😓 😢
An example of how they talk online:
Hiya love ☺️🥰 free to have some wine time tonight with the girls? 🤪🍷❤️💖 #Friends4Ever #WineTime🍾
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Facebook mums are usually 35-60 years old.

by rosepetalsx September 23, 2023

mum battle

see mom battle for the correct definition...

to see an example, check out mom battle...

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004