subway

An evil, evil place that sells tasteless sandwiches made from cheap, stale ingredients shipped over from third-world countries, and markets them as "fresh" and "healthy" (despite the fact that most of the sandwiches they serve, for example, meatball subs; have as much calories and fat as a cheeseburger from McDonalds). They overcharge for their food, and like McDonalds, are intent on World Domination. Also have really badly made television commercials featuring an irritating guy called Jared Fogle who used to be extremely fat but is now just extremely ugly and annoying.

If I had to work at Subway, I would kill myself.
You paid 8 bucks for stale bread roll with slimy ham?
Dude, is that a caterpillar in your lettuce?

by Nathan___ May 27, 2007

The Subway

The Subway is ass to ass fecal transfer, as in to shit from one anus into another.

Her first job as a porn star was to be on the receiving end of The Subway.

by Derek RW January 14, 2008

The Subway Surprise

The Subway surprise, as it were, is a phenomena associated mainly with homosexual men. It is the act of inserting a clear plastic tube into one's anus. Then, a partner slides the other end into his ass. then, partner one defecates into partner two ass, the turd representing a subway car slipping and sliding into the next chocolate train stop. Sometimes, the duo rocks back and forth, sliding said turd between each other.

"You aren't implying anything icky by saying you'll give me The Subway Surprise....right Jared?"

by The Masticator (Patrick Hayes) June 3, 2008

Sulay

The name of almost every Asian that breaks the Asian stereotype. Slow, weird, and sometimes turn to crime. Weird right.

I thought Sulay would be a doctor like the rest of her family, but dam she looks good on a pole.

by IdontKARE December 2, 2009

subwayloyal

type of rat usually found in sewers, has been known to eat their own.

by DT October 15, 2003

subway arms

When a person's arms are so thick and meaty, they might as well have been bought from subway.

"Hey Smith, how much did your arms cost?"

"Oh, these subway arms? They were $9.50 with a Fanta."

by epic slut October 19, 2008

Subway Stalagmite

n. Contrary to subway stalactite, subway stalagmite does not form on the ceiling. Subway stalagmite is a deposit left by dripping sewer water or run-off that comes from the stalactite deposits on subway ceilings. Usually it is a lighter color, though it ranges from white to brown, and gives off a foul odor. This can be attributed to the fact that it’s on the floor, below your nose, where air can circulate up to your nose. These are generally flat, and do not develop as tall or as quickly as subway stalactite.

A white to brown flat deposit below a dripping sewer pipe that gives off a foul odor can be considered subway stalagmite.

by Srztanjur October 5, 2009