The BEST "Stefan" in the world. Philosopher and historian. Likes breathing. Created the most relevant philosophy of life: "We live in a constant morning". Also, a comedian - does good and bad jokes (but they're always funny somehow), creative and probably reads waaaay to many parodies on youtube. He's smart but his intellect stops at artsy stuff. Probably could survive a zombie apocalypse. Probably solves puzzles in his free time. Good at debate. Extroverted but introverted. Not a basic guy duh. His uber rating is below 2 stars tho, ugghhh
Sergey: Hey! Do you know who that guy is? He looks familiar.
Maksim: Yeaaaah! He's Stefan Bradianu, that chill guy that we've seen at the club last night...the one that drank bacon vodka.
Sergey: OHHHHH! I remeber him! He is a clever girl.
Maksim: Yeaaaah! He's Stefan Bradianu, that chill guy that we've seen at the club last night...the one that drank bacon vodka.
Sergey: OHHHHH! I remeber him! He is a clever girl.
by minty pie the red gnome November 11, 2020

Stefan is the most gorgeous, amazing, sweet guy that a girl can dream of.
He has the most amazing smile on earth and the most shiny sweet eyes.
He is so easy to fall in love with because he is so gentle, sweet, caring , funny and supportive.
Stefan will always be there for you no matter what and he will always manage to put a smile on your face.
He is going to be your best friend, partner in crime, boyfriend and/or husband.
Stefan is basically just a huge teddy bear that will give you so many kisses, hugs and cuddles. He never gets tired of you and it's willing to sort shit out when life gets crazy.
He has the purest soul and the kindest heart.
And he alwaaaays makes you feel the most amazing, and beautiful.
He has the most amazing smile on earth and the most shiny sweet eyes.
He is so easy to fall in love with because he is so gentle, sweet, caring , funny and supportive.
Stefan will always be there for you no matter what and he will always manage to put a smile on your face.
He is going to be your best friend, partner in crime, boyfriend and/or husband.
Stefan is basically just a huge teddy bear that will give you so many kisses, hugs and cuddles. He never gets tired of you and it's willing to sort shit out when life gets crazy.
He has the purest soul and the kindest heart.
And he alwaaaays makes you feel the most amazing, and beautiful.
by #B.I.T# February 18, 2022

Noun: a Stefan is a mild mannered complacent drone who is always sporting a a goofy smug permasmile and distant vacant look.
Usage: 1. Those news reporters from channel 5 are a bunch of Stefans;
Usage: 2: When we rounded up a pack of Stefans and drove them off a cliff, they smiled complacently all the way to their doom at the bottom of the canyon.
Usage: 2: When we rounded up a pack of Stefans and drove them off a cliff, they smiled complacently all the way to their doom at the bottom of the canyon.
by Schmooooo May 21, 2022

when kyle thinks he is cool, he is honestly not. the amount of hate i have for kyle stefan is immense. he fails all his math tests and sucks butt. people think he is funny but no he is just a dork. #pillowbiter. he has a shitty hat and it look sbad on him. he does weird ass gang signs and so fucking weird. im not being disarepectful but i just hate him.
by mommymckee May 1, 2022

stefan is a dumbass bitch
by tomo-wgtb September 13, 2025
