The stinkiest fucking bitches crack you ever were unfortunate enough to encounter after having had too much alcohol.
I threw up on her hairy tits after she pulled her knickers down and I caught a wiff of her skunk pussy.
by zygmund December 8, 2003
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1)Rotten and rancid breath, that is more then the just your typical burping up garlic and gingivitis odors. The throat skunk is a deep and guttural stench that smells like somebody dipped you tonsils into a boiling hot cauldron of cadavers.
2)The feeling of a throat skunk is similar to the sensation you get after a long night of drinking and the cat (and or monkey) sneaks into your room and shits into your mouth.
1)Rotten and rancid breath, that is more then the just your typical burping up garlic and gingivitis odors. The throat skunk is a deep and guttural stench that smells like somebody dipped you tonsils into a boiling hot cauldron of cadavers.
2)The feeling of a throat skunk is similar to the sensation you get after a long night of drinking and the cat (and or monkey) sneaks into your room and shits into your mouth.
by A Downing February 11, 2007
Get the Throat Skunk mug.Strong Weed. Ridiculously strong. Usually grown outdoors. It is a guaranteed fucking-up. This is the kind of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes, your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you keep spilling the bongwater all over the floor.
It is not advisable to drive while ripped to such a degree. Or go to work. You will be pegged very quickly as being quite high. You'll probably be looked at suspiciously from then on.
In fact, it's best to just stay at home and lay about all day, lest you giggle too hard and shit yourself in a supermarket.
Where Jesus peed, this is what grew out of the ground.
It is not advisable to drive while ripped to such a degree. Or go to work. You will be pegged very quickly as being quite high. You'll probably be looked at suspiciously from then on.
In fact, it's best to just stay at home and lay about all day, lest you giggle too hard and shit yourself in a supermarket.
Where Jesus peed, this is what grew out of the ground.
#1:"What's up with you man? You're giggling like that weird motherfucker from Alice-In-Fucking-Wonderland."
#2:"F-f-f-f-fuck if I know. Strong shit. Real strong. F-f-f-uck man. Everything man. Everything. Holy shit. It's Everything man."
#1:"Wha-? You're tripping. Hard. You better not go to work."
#2: -giggles hysterically-
#1:"I think it's time you lay off the skunk there, champ. You can't even fucking talk right man. "
#2:"F-f-f-f-fuck if I know. Strong shit. Real strong. F-f-f-uck man. Everything man. Everything. Holy shit. It's Everything man."
#1:"Wha-? You're tripping. Hard. You better not go to work."
#2: -giggles hysterically-
#1:"I think it's time you lay off the skunk there, champ. You can't even fucking talk right man. "
by walked October 17, 2008
Get the Skunk mug.The Skunk Ape is one of the most dangerous creatures known to man. The Skunk Ape got its name from its huge body and its awful odor. It lives in the state of Florida, where it has been sighted many times.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
by Davis Z. December 16, 2004
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by clapqueen420 February 12, 2017
Get the Skunk mug.1. A disdainful,incredulous look: Expressed by squinting with the left eye and raising the eyebrow of the other, while tilting the head slightly downward and to the left. Made notable by comedian David Letterman, often when riffing on the mannerisms of baseball manager Sparky Anderson.
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