Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
by sexy bitchxx February 17, 2022
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vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
vadim: “wtf dude that’s sick bro!”
tim: “yeah bro”
by bigcockplay69 November 24, 2018
Get the spiritual ejaculation mug.A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch
by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024
Get the Spiritual Button Touch mug.When your red flags turn white. When you once had a toxic trait that is a “red flag” but change your ways to be more positive.
Sally used to bash her ex every time she drank, “red flag”, but then she got proper therapy and healed from her trauma, called spiritual bleaching, turning her once red flag, now white
by BrooklynnR October 7, 2023
Get the Spiritual Bleaching mug.Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
Get the Spiritually mug.When a so called man of God lines his subjects up like bowling pins and throws his coat or waves his hand at them they all fall, fall down like bowling pins. (strike!!). Claiming to be slain in the Holy spirit.
The pastor invoked an altar call and 10 people came forward. He lined them up like bowling pins then after throwing his coat toward them they all fell down like a strike in bowling. This is Spiritual Bowling.
by Runt Of Hell August 18, 2011
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Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.
Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.
by Green Tito May 6, 2013
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